big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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