Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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