I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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