if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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