Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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