I'm eating all of the evidence.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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