Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Life is so much better after having sex.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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