I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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