you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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