A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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