No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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