:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
false alarm, still single
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
