I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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