i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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