It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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