my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize