I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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