at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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