we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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