So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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