butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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