and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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