this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I love you. Go after that dick
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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