It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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