windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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