Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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