Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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