You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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