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(586): View more from Michigan

I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.

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(516): View more from New York

I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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(360): View more from Washington

Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.

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(214): View more from Texas

1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you

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(503): View more from Oregon

What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?

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(716): View more from New York

your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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(216): View more from Ohio

you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving

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(440): View more from Ohio

She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.

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