I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.