i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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