everyone is single if you try hard enough
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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