Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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