Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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