Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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