Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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