Come see our sink grown plant.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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