well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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