I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ketchup is God's man juice
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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