Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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