Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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