No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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