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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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