so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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