school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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