Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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