My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Welp...herpes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Randomize