Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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