There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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