I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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