You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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