so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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