he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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