it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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