help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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