i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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