Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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