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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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